Served with scoops
of mashed potato, diced carrots and dead cabbage.
Some sort of lumpy grey matter (including bone & gristle)
in a glutinous gravy, encased in a pie crust.
Some sort of lumpy yellow matter (bearing no relation to any known
dairy product) baked on a pie crust.
IN THE HOLE
The stools of the proverbial butcher's dog, inside a frangible
Yorkshire Pudding batter.
Bits of everything-but-the-kitchen-sink (sbut not forgetting the
pigswill bucket), submerged in ectoplasm.
As in assault & etc. An unknown species reared in an aquarium
in the biology labs?
Served with globs of
artificially-yellow custard substitute
Short-crust pie base filled with a stratum of jam and topped with
a layer of set custard.
A wodge of stodge pudding sprinkled with currants (or so they
Unstoned sun-dried plums in a blackish syrup.
Some may just prefer a spoonful of the commercially-produced jam..
Humorous descriptions aside, taste how good these dishes could